Gemini: Shoot Your Eye Out

Remember: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then, it's a challenging scavenger hunt.

Underage: An Antadod for Scopeyons Bites

For my brother's wedding, my mother went through the family photos so she could give him his share. She let me take my photos as well. In the process I stumbled upon my old journal, and my 3rd grade "All About Me" workbook.

The workbook apparently came from, "ME!? Methods of Teaching Self-Esteem in the Classroom."

Thank you Mrs. Lahodik.

study jerms

and Study them so hard

I would find a cure to

aids. I would find a

an antadod for scopeyons

bites. My dad says a

scopeyons can Kill you.

Pioneer Craft Hour: Polaroids Are FunFriends

As if I did not have enough cameras (seven and counting), I have discovered another, the polaroid. And what a beautiful thing it is. 1) Threadless T-shirt. 2) Young Apollo's Pottery. 3) Sunflower.

Life is a Mix Tape: Happiness in Musical Form

When the gods decided to give happiness a tangible form, they made it a JBC.

When they decided to give happiness a musical form, they made it Noah & the Whale's "5 Years Time."

Young Apollo and I were watching TV and a CAR comercial came on, A CAR COMMERICAL in this day and age! This normally forces me to roll my eyes, especially when they claim the latest SUV model miraculously reduces carbon emissions, saves POLAR BEARS, and makes trees sprout in desertified regions.

But these clever marketers used the happiest song since "Popcorn Popping," and I was duped into buying the newest "eco-friendly" SUV.

although maybe all these moments are just in my head

i’ll be thinking ‘bout them as i’m lying in bed

and all that i believe, it might not become true

but in my mind i’m havin’ a pretty good time with you

in five years time i might not know you

in five years time we might not speak

in five years time we might not get along
in five years time you might just prove me wrong

oh there’ll be love love love

wherever you go

there’ll be love