A turkey baster, some trusty twine, and a can of cranberry sauce will figure heavily in the weeks to come. Although it's artificial insemination and not Thanksgiving you should prepare for. (Photo: Oℓivia)
*(Totally Pregnant) Male pregnancy is apparently spreading. I'm blaming this miracle on Oprah.
During Red Without Blue an incredible documentary, which EVERYONE should go see, about identical twins, one of which transitions from male to female, I heard a song that was pretty much the best thing ever. It's the kind of song I absolutely must have IMMEDIATELY, and the kind I listen to on repeat until I can't get any more miles out of it.
You can barely hear the song "Long Distances" at the end of the movie's trailer. Anyway, this song and "Lucky Me," both by the artist Timothy Rabbit are APOCALYPTICALLY AWESOME (in a good way, no gnashing of teeth).
However, they're SO indie, they're not available on iTunes! [begin gnashing of teeth], only MySpace! So, I have been forced to return to that old forum I left long ago. On this occasion of visiting my old internet friend, I have composed a poem:
A turkey baster, some trusty twine, and a can of cranberry sauce will figure heavily in the weeks to come. Although it's artificial insemination and not Thanksgiving you should prepare for. (Photo: Oℓivia)
